"Tesco sandwiches. Hmm... what can i say.
I like them. They're so tasty. So I walk down to Tesco every time I'm at Catch 22. I wish you could smell the sandwiches from the Bernie Grants Arts Centre. That way I could like semi-eat them before i actually get to the Tesco down the road. I think the Ilford Tesco sandwiches are not as nice as the Tottenham ones. They taste a bit funky.
It's kinda like the only ones I want to eat are the ones from Tottenham. I could go anywhere in the whole country and probably not find ones as good as the ones here.
I like to sit on the grass next to my diva mate Rick while eating these Tesco sandwiches. I think they make them taste better.
If I had a million pounds I would probably blow the whole lot on Tesco sandwiches. I'll probably set up a trust fund for my kids in the future just so they can eat Tesco sandwiches just like me."
This is just a parody. For the real Abuduallah, check out his blog
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